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Lighten Up: Arming Jesus

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Lighten Up: Existential French Cat

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Lighten Up: Christmas Gift Suggestion

Finally, a toy that will help kids learn about the true character of God and the type of assault weapon he favors. *sarcasm* (Thanks to Robert Martin and Benjamin L. Corey for the heads up.)

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Lighten Up: Shellfish

We’ve always secretly suspected that God just wanted to save the lobsters. Big old softie.